Stop Telephoning Me

Story line:
I have a friend named Dustin and he likes me. And I mean REALLY likes me! He told me so in a note he passed to me in Math class including an invitation to the dance my school was having. I declined it because I don't like him back. I only want him to be my friend, but that seems to be a part that he refuses to understand. He kept asking me and asking me to be his girlfriend, and I kept saying no no no, I only want to be FRIENDS!!! In the picture, he has a wierd haircut and he's... not too hard to look at, but I don't like him! ARGH!!!

So then he decided it would be a 'good idea' to give me a necklace. I mean, the necklace was cute, but I still didn't go out with him. AND I didn't give him back the necklace, I kept the necklace like a bitch, to show I REALLY didn't want to go out with him. (which sounds weird I know, but it was just to show him how shallow I am, to try and get him to understand, of course, it didn't work)
So THEN he decided to stalk me. Son of a Bitch!
He asks one of my friends for my cell number, *coughCheyennecough* and now he textes and calls me 24/7. It practically took all of my will power to not beat Cheyenne to a pulp!
Then one of my other friends *coughAshtoncough* tells him that I LIKE him! I completly ignored Ashton and kept kicking him for that one. Now that REALLY got Dustin excited because he thought he had a 'chance' with me. I told him straight on the phone that it was a complete lie and that I'd most likely never go out with him! I hoped that would get him to leave me alone, but instead, he gives me this 'it feels like somebody shot me with a gun' and 'now I wanna kill myself' shit, probably thinking I would feel sorry for him and go out with him out of pity. Bzzzzzt! WRONG! But he eventually stopped being butt-hurt and kept calling and texting me.
Now to explain the picture.
Today he had the non-exsistent balls to call me again and I had to answer because I already ignored his other calls, like, 5 times. So he tells me about how much of an 'awsome boyfriend' he would be if we went out and other crap when I just couldn't take it any more!
I took the phone to front of my face and yelled, "STOP TELEPHONING ME!!!" and slammed the phone on the reciever thing. I was such a rush to do that to him! I practically cackled on the way back to my room!
I felt like Lady GaGa after that, *which explains the LG hairdoo in the pic* so I listened to her song 'Telephone' for an hour nonstop.
And that's what inspired this picture. Enjoy!